Boobs McGee

Today was an eventful day for me. I spent several hours in mental health daycare during the day, and then took a little trip over to see my 3 year old niece, Madison. I promised her I would bring her Valentine’s Day gift over. After visiting with my sister and niece for a while (who loved her ‘prise), I went to meet up with my friend Misty for dinner at my favorite Mongolian BBQ place.

While I was driving down there, I was staring off into space (as you do in rush hour traffic) when something caught my attention from the corner of my eye. There was a half naked (or she might have been fully naked for all I know) bimbo hanging out of a truck window from the waist up, covering her boobs and screaming like a Woo girl. [A woo girl is the name my guy friends have given to the girls at parties who do stupid things like this, and scream “WOOOOOO!” all night long]

Really, lady?? I must have given her a terrible “You are batshit crazy” look, because she dove back into the truck pretty quickly. I’m hoping that this maneuver was the result of a dare or a bet. I would hate to think that this lady just enjoyed doing this.

Couple of things – First, it was like 49 degrees outside at the time. Sorry, but no double-dog-dare is going to get me to expose my girls in that kind of weather. I like my girls as they are and wouldn’t want to lose any bits to frostbite, or roadrash, had bimbo fallen out of the truck. I would almost have paid to see that. Almost…

Second, this isn’t Mardis Gras! I have no beads to throw you, stupid girl. I guess I could have chucked a paint can at her from the back seat of my car, or pelted her with half empty water bottles (yes, I need to clean out my car). But that seems like littering and I am sure I would be forced to pay some kind of fine and explain to a cop that I was distracted by boobs on the freeway, and let’s face it… no one wants to go through that.

So, instead, I settled on bleaching my eyeballs and writing a blog post. If you are reading this, mad flasher, I would like those 30 second of my life back, please.

I managed to make it to dinner with Misty without any other incident, but I just might never be the same. Someone get that bimbo a party dress!!

About ElizabethBlessitt

Writer. Photographer. Organization Development guru. Rabid Scrapbooker. Partially terrified singer. Getting fit physically and emotionally. Will kick your ass at Jeopardy. Does Sudoku and Crosswords in pen.
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3 Responses to Boobs McGee

  1. Todd Jordan says:

    Hey, more women need to show off their…Um. Nevermind.
    Yes. I don’t understand some folks either. Dare perhaps? Or she might be a woohoo girl.

    I remember some of those ladies from when I was younger. Of course, I might be known to do something crazy now and then and if I had tatas to show off, who knows.
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  2. HeatherHLP says:

    I have a feeling that ladies life is going to be filled with similar proud moments.

  3. Misty Baker says:

    It made for interesting dinner conversation. It’s still funny.

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