Ok, I’m not literally naked, because my dad lives with us and that is completely horrifying, but I am exposing my soul completely in the upcoming series of blog posts. As you know if you have ever met me or read any of my writing, I suffer from fairly extreme clinical anxiety. I have been…
Read moreHumpDaaaay Headaches…What stands in your way?
It’s Hump Daaaaay! I don’t know why this phrase makes me laugh, but when a camel says it you just have to go with it, I think. Happy Wednesday! I finally managed to get together my Healthy Living Guide for my Get Healthy and Save Yourself support group, and I have been really happy with…
Read moreThere’s no such thing as a mistake… Only choices. Very Bad Choices.
Good morning! I can say that now, because it is not yesterday. And yesterday was really good, until it wasn’t. I have a belief that there are no such things as mistakes in life. Only choices. Some choices are good, and some are terribly bad. But saying, “Oh, I made a mistake” is a cop-out. …
Read moreBut You Don’t LOOK Sick…
Oh, how many times I have heard this. “You don’t look sick.” I have heard it from friends, family, bosses, doctors, nurses, and random other assholes. But I am sick, and I have been for a long time. When I was a kid, I suffered from severe asthma. You don’t see that business unless you…
Read moreSummer Suckfest 2014
I don’t know what is in the air or the water this summer, but it has been a giant suckfest. I guess I had high hopes for the summer. Actually, I don’t know that I have hope of much of anything anymore. It seems every time I look forward to something it goes it hell…
Read moreSomedays there aren’t enough casserole recipes
Last night, I went to bed feeling worried and a bit overwhelmed. The past month has been a difficult one for me, physically and emotionally. I had another hospital stay, have had to battle with stupid government policies on what makes someone disabled, and have also had to say goodbye to my pseudo-kid, who has…
Read moreFrom Non-Mom to Psuedo-Mom in 3 hours
This last month has been a roller coaster. As you may recall, in my last post, I was both happy and hating everyone who easily gets pregnant. Again, thrilled for my friends who are starting and expanding their families, but sad and angry at my own body’s inability to produce a single child. Well, things…
Read moreToo Pretty for Homework
Lately, my social media outlets have been crowded by this “Too Pretty for Homework” t-shirt slogan that has all the mom-blogs in an uproar. As you know, this is no mommy blog. However, when I see things like this out there, it makes my feminist vibe shoot straight up my spine and practically sprout antennae…
Read moreBitchfest Wednesday – Week 2
Welcome back, my lovelies! I hope you have all had a fantastic week, but if not… you have come to the right place. Probably my biggest gripe from the last week came into play the other day when I was helping my sister clean her house to get it ready to go on the market. …
Read moreBitchfest Wednesday… er, Thursday
Yesterday, I decided it was time to implement a new segment on this blog. I’m calling it “Bitchfest Wednesday”. That’s right, ladies and gents, a whole day dedicated to letting off the steam of your week and screaming at some douchebags. This allows us to express the negative stuff and then go on happily with…
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